Saturday, December 27, 2008

The CIA's secret weapon in Afghanistan.

When winning friends and influencing warlords is the order of the day, what are the options at hand?

Or what are the options in hand?

Or......what option can get the attention of a tired warlord?

I'll give you a clue!

How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?
One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.

or:

It's been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.

or:

Before Viagra, for some people making love was classified as "assault with a dead weapon."


But not anymore! It is a valuable tool in getting information

It has been revealed that the CIA is handing out Viagara pills in Afghanistan!!!

Yup, you have read that right, I am not kidding...

Viagra helps CIA win friends in Afghanistan


I don't know what to say, really I don't........ I'll let the reader run with this one.

3 comments:

  1. Methinks the US is in for some Stiff competition now, but like they say battle Hardens troops. Hardee Har Har. Going back to my room now.

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  2. ha ha ha
    you better get back to your room
    my punning is off, badly.

    or I would try to get something out there about keeping a stiff upper lip, but, no can do.....

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